After our wildly (well.....whatever) well received and touted and perhaps even award winning (or not) roundup of WBC10 with a post on "The 7 Habits of Slightly Effective Wine Bloggers", we're following it up this year with the 2nd annual "New and improved 7 Habits of Slightly DEFECTIVE Wine Bloggers"
1) Get a Life
Oh.....and he had a staff of like 97 girls around him doing PR and other stuff...whateverthefuck "stuff" is. BTW, one of them REALLY liked the 2nd "RYE-SLING." Really?
Yep, really :(
2) You TOTALLY Gotta Do Interracial Speed Dating
Both the white ones and the RED ones!
3) Don't Drink Stuff from Strangers
There might be worms in it.
FOCK. I wish I would have known this BEFORE #wbc10.
4) Be Yourself
If you're a social media geek, don't try and be a wine geek....Oh..and "Bro-Founder" is as lame as "That's almost as lame as a sunggie. LOL JK. NOTHING is as lame as a sunggie."
5) Pace Yourself
Look, we've got parties, tastings, speed datings, outdoor sauna tastings, mulled wine outdoor sauna tastings. There's ALOT to do. If you don't be mellow, you'll end up in a hotel room with Adrienne Curry.......and your registration fee DOESN'T include a happy ending. It DOES however include a personal injury waiver.
6) This Whole Planking Thing is Lame
I SAID, Stop It!
7) Get Control of Yourself